squidvincible:

muelin:

squidvincible:

muelin:

WHATEVER YOU DO IN LIFE

DO IT FOR AMERICA

DO IT FOR PAPRIKAS.

AMERICA

PAPRIKAS.

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

high-self-esteem:

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

r u sure 

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

collegehumor:

Epic Battle Dog vs Helicopter [Click to watch]

Should’ve realized remote control helicopters are the vacuum cleaners of the sky.

collegehumor:

Check Out These Idiot Kids Stuck in Claw Machines [Click for more]

“Hahahahahahahaha okay fine I’ll fish you out.” — so many fathers

wolveswolves:

By Don Gossett

kaihda:

O2 Apollo Manchester, 5th November 2011

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lavietatheoutrageous:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mickeyrenee:

Holy mother of interior design.. Give me.

< Curls up on the bed

I SLEEP HERE NOW

WHICH BED??!! WHICH ONE¿¿¿¡¡¡

Bottom bunk I think…if I’m on the top bunk I would worry about falling off O.O