WHATEVER YOU DO IN LIFE
DO IT FOR AMERICA
DO IT FOR PAPRIKAS.
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
Epic Battle Dog vs Helicopter [Click to watch]
Should’ve realized remote control helicopters are the vacuum cleaners of the sky.
Check Out These Idiot Kids Stuck in Claw Machines [Click for more]
“Hahahahahahahaha okay fine I’ll fish you out.” — so many fathers
By Don Gossett
O2 Apollo Manchester, 5th November 2011